Approaching Girls?

Some dude from yahoo answers had a cool question. Now, its obvious he hasnt taken my secret quiz, but ignore that, and focus on his question, and how I answer it.

Question: I don’t really want a single girlfriend, but I just want to be friends with other girls. No, I am not fat or ugly.
I need some tips on how to approach a girl.
i am really shy …
i usually say to myself, i only have one life, and if i fail approaching a girl , so what, think of ppl in africa lol.
but still
wat do girls want most out of guys? like sayin boring stuff like “how are u doing..” that stuff is for getting a single girl.
but i mean how can i become friends with most girls?
first off i am not h0mo, but i find it easy talking to any guy because i feel kinda superior to them.
how can i feel superior to girls? cuz that would make it easier for me to approach em

Answer: Oh, that’s easy.  Just go and read a bunch of books written for girls, or visit girls’ forums online. You can’t even imagine all the insecurities, fears and problems they have as well. As you’re standing there wondering if you won’t make a fool out of yourself approaching her… She’s ALSO standing there, wondering if she’s cute enough for you to approach her.

She’s wondering if her nose is probably the reason you’re not talking to her, and she’s wondering if you’re not gay, and oh boy, does she hope you’re not another asshole who’s gonna fuck her over… but then you seem cute, and maybe she should approach you? Oh, but then her friends would rip on her for approaching you, but no wait… who cares what they think, I should. Wait, did I just frown at him? OH BOY, I hope I don’t discourage him, I want to smile and invite him over, but I can’t get myself to smile, its just not happening, oh why am I such a mess, ohmigod, I will never meet a nice guy.

Etc… Etc… You get the point. Again, if you knew what girls are going through, you wouldn’t have even 2% of the fears and insecurities you have about talking to them.

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